Kill the Cartoonist

Personially, I think the Danish have had this coming...And now their dog is due. -It's past time that fucking irregular shaped country takes one below the belt. How many cartoonists must die to feed the gods?
What happened to virgins into volcanos?
Volcanos are the orgasims of the earth, so it's really like shoveing virgins inside gods Urethra. -That's the genius of it. -To give a massive uniary infection...... Now it's the cartoonists turn. -I don't know about you, but Dilbert really irritates my bowels.
-It's like this fat lady I know who uses her kids to make BBQ chip runs through this really shitty neighbourhood to get to the store.

Waiter, I believe there's a goldigger in my coffee......

The Urinals (sound ok) -their English

Day of the Dead