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Kill the Cartoonist

Personially, I think the Danish have had this coming...And now their dog is due. -It's past time that fucking irregular shaped country takes one below the belt. How many cartoonists must die to feed the gods?
What happened to virgins into volcanos?
Volcanos are the orgasims of the earth, so it's really like shoveing virgins inside gods Urethra. -That's the genius of it. -To give a massive uniary infection...... Now it's the cartoonists turn. -I don't know about you, but Dilbert really irritates my bowels.
-It's like this fat lady I know who uses her kids to make BBQ chip runs through this really shitty neighbourhood to get to the store.

Waiter, I believe there's a goldigger in my coffee......

The Urinals (sound ok) -their English

Day of the Dead

Breakfast Amputee

healthy work ethics,
child endangerment, Mermaid Breast milk, necrophilia, holidays, Writing professionalism, Frat boys, Medicine-and professional medical procedures, Police Psychics, Metrosexuals Vs. Rednecks, excessive drug use by agoraphobic farmers, A transvestite redeux of ‘the good, the bad, and the ugly’, with
Eastwood as depressive sex symbolism, Snake handelers taped to a bedroom window blocking your senic view, Rosie O’donnell as a trump card for Itching hostage takers, Confused hostages of wheelchair epidemics, Elderlly men with cars 20 times their size who have to park them in handicap spaces (because their the only space big enough to hold them),
Single men who use Unicorns and children as pick up lines, Passive-agressive Queer stompers who work at wal-mart, Generic Drifters who pose as squeegeers in order to get sympathy as a squeegeer, Marquee De Sade pouring a birthday cake over Hitler’s ‘Mein Kampf’, Sexual Harassment educational videos made by improv artists, X-ray addicts, Obsessive horticulturists, Suicidal Disney World Employees, Golddiggers in your coffee, Parinoid single men who share buildings with lesbians sympathizers, etc.