Breakfast Amputee

healthy work ethics,
child endangerment, Mermaid Breast milk, necrophilia, holidays, Writing professionalism, Frat boys, Medicine-and professional medical procedures, Police Psychics, Metrosexuals Vs. Rednecks, excessive drug use by agoraphobic farmers, A transvestite redeux of ‘the good, the bad, and the ugly’, with
Eastwood as depressive sex symbolism, Snake handelers taped to a bedroom window blocking your senic view, Rosie O’donnell as a trump card for Itching hostage takers, Confused hostages of wheelchair epidemics, Elderlly men with cars 20 times their size who have to park them in handicap spaces (because their the only space big enough to hold them),
Single men who use Unicorns and children as pick up lines, Passive-agressive Queer stompers who work at wal-mart, Generic Drifters who pose as squeegeers in order to get sympathy as a squeegeer, Marquee De Sade pouring a birthday cake over Hitler’s ‘Mein Kampf’, Sexual Harassment educational videos made by improv artists, X-ray addicts, Obsessive horticulturists, Suicidal Disney World Employees, Golddiggers in your coffee, Parinoid single men who share buildings with lesbians sympathizers, etc.